This story will not be for everyone. Proceed with CAUTION!
Summer is here. Bugs are in the air. Sometimes crazy things happen.
I was walking to Grandma's the other evening probably around 8pm. Just about the time I got to the edge of her yard a bug flew up my nose. I'm talking this bug never slowed down til it hit the top of my sinus cavity!
I thought I might have to go to the emergency room for an extraction!!
I tried all the usual stuff. I won't go into detail here because I'm sure you can use your imagination how I would try to get a bug out of my nose. Let's just say it wasn't pretty! And if the government really has people watching from the sky, whoever had my watch was sorry they weren't watching anyone else in these United States at that moment!
I don't know if it ever came out. The next morning I thought I felt something crawling up in there. Kinda freaked me out. It was probably just a mental thing, heavy on the mental!
So.........everyone be careful when walking outdoors. I'm just glad it wasn't a bird. Imagine how bad that would've been!!!
I cried when I read this. I was laughing SO hard!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat would have cured any financial woes you might have if you had gotten it on video. Really.
I cant stop laughing!!! I would have paid money to watch this little scene unfold!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy stomach hurts from laughing...not at you of course...well maybe the mental version of you doing the crazy woman with a lunatic bug up her nose dance! LOL!