Jessie Jane is Doomed!!!

Ok, if you are a guy, and I think there might be one or two who read this, you won't get this at all! And it might be inappropriate for me to even be talking about this topic in mixed company, so you might want to skip this post.

A few weeks ago, maybe a couple months actually, Jessie Jane was walking into the auditorium for worship on a Springy Sunday morning with her MaMaw. She had on a yellow plaid dress, pink sweater, tights and black patton shoes. Very cute!! I started out behind them, but somehow I wound up on the other end of the pew. All that is sketchy in my mind. This part isn't however! Jessie Jane wanted to come down and sit by me. I picked her up and put her on the pew and noticed her tights wer sagging. Apparantly, the tights were too short or didn't have enough elastic because the waistband was at her knees. I figured there wasn't any point in trying to pull them up so I just took them off and put them in the bag. Her mom, which is sis # 3, was still at home. I sent her a text and asked if she could bring Jessie Jane another pair of tights or some socks. She texted back, "Yes, what happened." I replied, "Her tights fell down."
"Oh NO!" was her reply.

I told MaMaw later that if it was already happening to her at 20 months old she was in big trouble. MaMaw made a profound statement.

"There's no hope!"

FYI-I wasn't texting during services. Nothing had started yet!